Chet Cannon

Kill me now!  Seriously.  I have always wanted to go out on a high note and fortunately, I achieved that elevated peak of success when I stole the award for: Best Display of Homoeroticism last night at The Soup Awards in LA!  It truly was a joyous occasion.  Aside from meeting Joel, “coming out” of a closet in my segment, and receiving a golden tin can (my award), I will have to say that the pinnacle of the evenings festivities goes to The Pickup Artist 2 cast member, Brian Ly’s teleprompter reading skills.   I am Brian Ly?  OMFG!  Without going into too much detail, Brian was so excited about getting through his  lines, that he even decided to read the emotion and exit cues, such as ” Brian says sarcastically” and “Brian exits.”  I was laughing so hard I almost peed in Joel Mchale’s pants.  Brian, thank you.   But who else to thank?  Well….Joel Mchale and the staff at The Soup obviously… for having me on the show, the disconnection from my brain and mouth that translates all of my thoughts (unwillingly) into verbal communication….on national television, the editing team at Bunim Murray and MTV and their  fine selection of questionable discussion, without which, I might never have made it on The Soup……ummm…… skinny jeans, scarves, the colors pink and purple.  Thanks!