Chet Cannon

What are you and why have you come to ravage the souls of children of all ages?  Only from the depths of hell could your frost bitten face have been spawned.  Why are you so frost bitten?  Haven’t you an explanation?  You’re voice is skillfully unpleasant.  Far too long have we been subject to the clutches of evil that is YOU.  The damage has been done….Our memories stained with with that face that not even a Tim Burton nightmare having sex with R.L. Stine could conceive.  You deserve to be tarred and feathered every hour, on the hour.  Flee from our presence Lady Elaine.