Chet Cannon

Weeks ago I found myself on the set of  ”Beware the Gonzo.”  It looks terrible by the way.  That being said, my friend scotthermanfitness.com and I rolled up and someone mentions that Jesse McCartney has a role.  I thought to myself, “Cool.  At least one person with some established notoriety.”  A few hours passed and no Jesse McCartney.  I was growing rather weary from sleep deprivations, starvation and the inevitable communicable diseases that could easily be transmitted from the freak show, otherwise known as the cast.  As nature would have it, I needed to pay a visit to the little boys room.  Scotthermanfitness.com beat me to the door and took the urinal before I could.  Luckily there were two, but wait, that was being occupied as well…..but by who?  You guessed it…..Jesse McCartney.  Upon seeing my friend pee pee next to teen pop sensation, JEsse McCartnye, I uttered the following, “Scott, did you realize you are urinating next to teen pop sensation, Jesse McCartney?”  Jesse (who was speaking on the phone while urinating) giggled to himself.  Due to Jesse’s unmistakable giggle, I spoke yet again, “Scott, your thingy is right by Jesse McCartney’s thingy.”  Now I was the one giggling.  Jesse, however, did not giggle.  Instead, he stopped (mid pee-pee), turned his head and with those beady eyes, said, “Seriously man?  I’m on the phone!”  This guy (Jesse) had less tolerance than a college campus security guard.  I gave him a piece of my mind.  Do you know what I told him?  I told him to “calm down.”  And I meant it!  It gets worse…..Jesse finished doing the dirty, checked himself out in the mirror……and…….wait for it……wait for it…….didn’t wash his hands!  Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!  Don’t shake his hand!