Gay Dentist Elf
Hermey the elf…what can I say? Oh yeah, he likes boys. Hermey is having a difficult time leaving the comforting confines of his elf closet. You see, Hermey, unlike the other elves, does not enjoy working with toys….although I have reason to believe he is skilled with the monkey wrench. Just look at how gentle Hermey is while handling Rudolph’s nose and imagining it were a………..Shhh! We can’t say penis. Aside from sexual preference, Hermey appears to be the only elf with hair….and what a hair style! Emo hadn’t even been invented, yet this ahead-of-the-curve, aspiring dentist had already coined the long bang swoop that so many emo children enjoy today. Im done talking about Hermey.
Paris Hilton, Coke Head
Paris Hilton….a coke head? Least shocking thing I’ve heard since Ricky Martin admitting he was gay. What happens when you’re given everything? You “blow” it. What a great pun. Seriously though, was this the least bit shocking to anyone? How has this changes my view on Ms. Hilton? It hasn’t. I still want to makeout with her.
Wet Bieber
Poor little Justin Bieber gets hit in the head with a water bottle. From henceforth, he shall be known as Wet Bieber.
Twister 2.Gay
Right foot…Green. Left hand….Billy’s ass. How are you spending your afternoons?
