Hermey the elf…what can I say? Oh yeah, he likes boys. Hermey is having a difficult time leaving the comforting confines of his elf closet. You see, Hermey, unlike the other elves, does not enjoy working with toys….although I have reason to believe he is skilled with the monkey wrench. Just look at how gentle Hermey is while handling Rudolph’s nose and imagining it were a………..Shhh! We can’t say penis. Aside from sexual preference, Hermey appears to be the only elf with hair….and what a hair style! Emo hadn’t even been invented, yet this ahead-of-the-curve, aspiring dentist had already coined the long bang swoop that so many emo children enjoy today. Im done talking about Hermey.
