Your Boobs Look So…..Nasty Nast

Decided to go out last night with my friend Giglianne and we stopped by some party over at Trousdale in Hollywood. Long story short, a friend of mine was there and introduced me to his friend…..this chick was beat!!! Haha. Immediately I had to look away, due to unprecedented laughter. I guess most people would describe her as a Barbie looking type, however, for me, it was a toss up between Barbie and a pile of dog sh*t. Milk: It does a body good. Plastic Surgery: It did her body bad….bleh. Where do I start? How about the Ta Tas…..MASSIVE. Her waiste was also ridiculously small, but more in an anatomical anomaly kind of way….freaky to say the least. Lips….not cute…..very much like the lady in the Delta Safety Video’s lips. Suffice it to say, she was a hot mess. Some people….I just don’t understand where the mental state is when making such extreme and ill-calculated decisions.

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