2009 March — Chet Cannon

Do You Know This Guy? Because I Want To

March 31, 2009 By Chet 1 Comment

Do any of you dream of being the greatest actor of our time? Well….it’s time to give up because FinallyFast.com found him and his name is….? That’s what I want to know. Who are you? And where did you come from? I dare you to look into those piercing eyes and that eager mouth and NOT go to FinallyFast.com for faster internet connectivity. It’s my professional belief that he is not even human…..perhaps a demigod? It’s been rumored that every time the commercial airs and “His” voice is heard, a terrorist explodes.

Filed Under: Winners Tagged With: demigod, finallyfast.com, terrorist

Sunday Funday

March 29, 2009 By Chet 1 Comment

Well…today I made chicken and added the spice of life: Lowry’s seasoning salt. It was, to say the least, refreshing. But what are you doing now Chet? Well, one of my roommates took a girl into his room about 78 minutes ago and I haven’t heard from them since. Oddly enough, I keep walking by the open door to see if “intimacy” is the afternoon game, but it is not. They are sitting on the bed….not speaking. This type of behavior cannot be tolerated. Where are the Jo Bros when you need em?

Filed Under: Winners Tagged With: chicken, Jo Bros, lowry's seasoning salt

Oakley Fashion Show

March 28, 2009 By Chet 4 Comments

Hello Friends. Tuesday night was especially fun-filled! The blonde girl below is professional skier and X Games gold medalist, Grete Eliassen. She was kind enough to ask her favorite math partner from the summer of 2007 to be her date for the Oakley Fashion Show. The night was filled with Red Bull Cola, beautiful faces and a not-so-beautiful male model. If you were around for the swim wear section, you know what I am referring to. I’m not a model. I’m not going to pretend I am. Suffice it to say, when this cat’s shirt came off, he MOS DEF got the crowd’s attention. Unfortunately he was then hunted down and slain for indecent exposure to minors and adults and anyone else in the building with functional eyesight. I chose to leave his picture out.