Choosing the instagram filter. Mo Filters, Mo Problems.

Jealous.

You know who you are.

I know this pisses people off because it sure pisses me off when someone hits me with the “who is this” text. You know damn well who it is. It’s 2012, A-hole. You wanna tell me you lost all your contacts? Well, I wanna tell you that sucks you haven’t made enough money since Y2K to upgrade from that “doesn’t automatically back up your contacts” Nokia brick, sucka. Bottom line, your contacts are backed up. Yeah. Even though you got a “new phone,” that ish still transfers. #OverIt

Once upon a time, I took this girl out on a date. When I was “OVER IT” by 9 P.M., this was the conclusion she drew. Classic.

I love these people

Well, I’m back. My previous content is gone, unfortunately, but I’m sure I can think of some things to talk about. And for no particular reason, below is a picture of me in my Justin Bieber shirt.

-Chet